Old lady Lauren.

HELLO YOUNGLINGS!!! I have a story to tell you! One day when I was little I went to a place called Nilnoc. It was a very nice experience. I got to sleep in real log cabin! (even though it looked like a tent.) I also got up close and personal with a porcupine! I named him porkey. I loved him until he got killed! I also went fishing and caught 6 fish. Three of them got released, but Bill Phil and Will (the twins) became fish stix for dinner. It's sad. I also went morel mushroom hunting. It was very fun, even though we only found like three. It was a really great experience and I had s'mores pretty much every night I was there. Well that's the end of my story. Ow! my back hurts. Better go. BYE!!! (cough cough)